I’m sorry I had to
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
LOVE THIS

(Source: tonkswyrda)

Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
just look at thors footwork
All thanks to Dancing With the Stars.
#for all the ones that say that thor can’t dance #or that his fighting is such brutish #he actually has such an elegant fighting technique #it’s not just hit hit hit #it’s siufuif #he’s a prince after all (via tomhiddlestonsloki)
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